Sara Ney

CRUDE. ARROGANT. A**HOLE. No doubt about it, Sebastian ?Oz? Osborne is the university?s most celebrated student athlete?and possibly the biggest douchebag. A walking, talking cliche, he has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn?t give a sh*t about what you or anyone else thinks. SMART. CLASSY. CONSERVATIVE. Make no mistake, Jameson Clarke may be the university?s most diligent student?b...

Dear Mister.. . . no, too formal. Hey there sweet cheeks. . . no, too forward. *Clears throat* To whom it may concern, Full disclosure; before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer—because it was free. I think it’s important to be open a...