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Автор Kelly Zekas

To Calvin and Hobbes, for teaching me the important things

—Tarun

To Buffy the Vampire Slayer, for heroines who can beat the monsters and also (sometimes) fall in love

—Kelly

Contents

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Seven

Eight

Nine

Ten

Eleven

Twelve

Thirteen

Fourteen

Fifteen

Sixteen

Seventeen

Eighteen

Nineteen

Twenty

Twenty-One

Twenty-Two

Twenty-Three

Twenty-Four

Twenty-Five

Twenty-Six

Twenty-Seven

Twenty-Eight

Twenty-Nine

Thirty

Acknowledgments

From the diary of Miss Laura Kent, soon to be Mrs. Laura Edwards

From the household notes of Edmund Tuffins

A Coffee Date

These Vicious Masks: Discussion Questions

Love, Lies and Spies

CHAPTER 1

About the Authors

DEATH. THIS CARRIAGE was taking me straight to my death.

“Rose,” I said, turning to my younger sister. “In your esteemed medical opinion, is it possible to die of ennui?”

“I . . . can’t recall a documented case. ”

“What about exhaustion? Monotony?”

“That could lead to madness,” Rose offered.

“And drowning in a sea of suitors? After being pushed in by your mother?”

“It would have to be a lot of suitors. ”

“Evelyn, this is no time to be so morbid,” my mother interrupted, simultaneously poking my father awake. “And it is certainly not suitable conversation for dancing. You must enjoy yourself tonight. ”

“You’re ordering me to enjoy myself?”

“Yes, it’s a ball, not a funeral.

A funeral might have been preferable. In fact, there was a long list of things I would rather do than attend tonight’s monotonous event: thoroughly clean the stables, travel the Continent, have tea with my mother’s ten closest friends, travel the Continent, eat my hat, and—oh, yes, of course—travel the Continent. At this moment, my best friend, Catherine Harding, was undoubtedly watching some fabulous new opera in Vienna with an empty seat by her side, meant for me. But when I had modestly, logically suggested to my mother the importance—no, the necessity—of a young woman seeing the world, expanding her mind, and finding her passion, she remained utterly unconvinced.

“Catherine tells me Vienna has grand balls,” I put in.

“This isn’t the time to discuss that, either,” Mother replied.

“But what if tonight, in my sheltered naïveté, I accept a proposal from a pitiless rogue who takes all my money and confines me to an attic?”

“Then better it happens here than on the Continent. ”

I bit my tongue, for it was quite useless to argue further. Mother would not be swayed to let me leave the country. Instead, she was determined to see me to every ball in England. But what was the point of all this? Was anyone truly satisfied with seeing the same people over and over again, mouthing the same false words, feeling nothing, and saying less? Even my London season felt like I was in a prison, trapped in the same routine of balls, dinners, theaters, and concerts that all seemed to blend together, just like the shallow people in attendance. They were so eager to confine themselves to a role and make the correct impression that they’d forget to have any actual thoughts of their own. How would I ever figure out what exactly it was that I wished to do, stuck here in sleepy Bramhurst?